Beau’s Bay Area Triathlon
Co-Hosted By Andrew Ullmann

A very silly, very unserious attempt to do a full Ironman distance with as many friends participating as possible.

September 12th, 2026

What’s The Ramble?

When asked to explain what The Ramble is, Beau said “I mean, I think the ideas is that like….I mean it’s basically just like an Ironman length triathlon in the Bay Area, just hosted and run by friends. And yea, you can do some or all of it, it doesn’t really matter because it’s just for fun. It’s not actually about the distance.”

Make sense? 140.6 miles (or less) of a good time swimming, biking, and / or running with friends. Be there or be square on September 12th, 2026.

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